Contact Psychic Golf Cart Repair

Q: How do I contact Psychic Golf Cart Repair?
Easy. Place a row of candles along the dash of your golf cart, light them, and take your position in the driver's seat. Burn incense - patchouli scent is preferred. Close your eyes and relax until you reach a meditative state, then began to slowly chant, "Psychic Golf Cart Repair... Psychic Gold Cart Repair... Psychic Golf Cart Repair..."

Continue this until you're feeling really, really silly, at which point you'll simply want to go back to your computer and email me. C'mon, I told you before that the whole psychic thing was just a gag! Here's my personal email that will go straight to me:

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